22 January 2007

Dear Britney,

That's it! I can't take it anymore! BRITNEY, WIPE THAT BLACK SHIT OFF FROM UNDER YOUR EYES! It seems as though you learned how to keep your vajay-jay out of the press, but please learn how to clean your face. It is not cute to have two week old mascara smudged under your eyes. It is also not cute to have your 99 cents Wet -n- Wild lipstick smudged across your face either. For God's sake, girl. You are a millionaire! Do something with yourself! Take the extensions out of your hair! You look like shit! I'm sure you have thousands of photos of yourself from before you married Kevin. Stick them on your fridge and mirrors. Bring them to a stylist. This look should be your goal. You are capable of so much more. I believe in you! That being said, take care, God bless, and go wash your face!

1 comment:

Courtney said...

Put on some underwear too while you are at it!