27 January 2007

A maybe job!

Finally! Someone called me back. I have sent out so many resumes and not heard a thing. Well, that has come to an end. I am going on a job interview on Monday. It is for a cosmetics sales position at a day spa. It is not exactly my dream job, but I need money and hopefully it will pay enough. Today I went shopping for an interview outfit and it was slim pickings. All of the pants needed to be altered and the skirts were not too cute. I ended up buying a little black dress with some black opaque stockings. It is a tad bit trendy, but I think I can get away with it because this is not an office job I'm interviewing for. Tomorrow I will look for shoes and jewelry. Hopefully I will be offered the job. I just hope it is something I will want. Wish me luck!

22 January 2007

Dear Britney,

That's it! I can't take it anymore! BRITNEY, WIPE THAT BLACK SHIT OFF FROM UNDER YOUR EYES! It seems as though you learned how to keep your vajay-jay out of the press, but please learn how to clean your face. It is not cute to have two week old mascara smudged under your eyes. It is also not cute to have your 99 cents Wet -n- Wild lipstick smudged across your face either. For God's sake, girl. You are a millionaire! Do something with yourself! Take the extensions out of your hair! You look like shit! I'm sure you have thousands of photos of yourself from before you married Kevin. Stick them on your fridge and mirrors. Bring them to a stylist. This look should be your goal. You are capable of so much more. I believe in you! That being said, take care, God bless, and go wash your face!

16 January 2007


Has anyone noticed that Oprah never knows the words to ANY of the songs being preformed on her show? She always claims she loves the song and listens to it everyday. If that's the case, don't you think she would know the words? The camera zooms in on her dancing off beat and singing the wrong words every time. Does she not have anyone around her that can tell her to stop it? She looks retarded! I get embarrassed for her. I have to look away. She makes me feel funny. And not in a good way.

14 January 2007

Who Dat

Who Dat? Who Dat? Who Dat say they gonna beat dem Saints? Who Dat? Can you believe the Saints are one game away from the Super Bowl? At the beginning of the season I predicted they would win 4 or 5 games max. J said a minimum of 10 games. He has been screaming "Super Bowl" since the first touchdown of the first game. He even has his godson yelling it! I have never been a die hard Saints fan. I would like to blame it on the fact that they never were a winning team and that they would fall apart when it mattered the most. But that's no excuse. I am a die hard Red Sox fan. I stuck by them through thick and thin no matter what. But with the Saints it was different. I think the reason why I am a fair weathered Saints fan is because so many people around me are so passionate about them. If they would win, then it was a good week. If they lost, which was more often then not, then it was a horrible week. I had to hear about it over and over again. It was exhausting! But what I think is so exciting about the Saints winning streak are the fans. All of them. The die hards and the newly die hards. Its a common bond that is bringing everyone together. There is an electricity in the air. It's watching history in the making. I promise you, if the Saints go to the Super Bowl it will be one of the top ten sports stories of all time. Just like my Sox, it's been a long time coming. We are due for the win. I'm booking my flight to Miami. Are you with me?

12 January 2007


I am feeling wonderful! About time, huh? I think everyone has had about enough of me. J left for Dallas today and I am looking forward to three days of catching up on life. I will be spending some time with my family and hopefully seeing a couple of friends. A little shopping needs to get done as well. It should be a nice weekend. Oh, I can't forget to mention the Saints game. I really hope they win. It will be fun to see what happens.

10 January 2007


I have been craving Starbucks for about 5 days now. J got up early Monday to get me a cup before he went to work. Before he left, I told him not to go because I was so tired that I didn't want to get up just then. So, he left for work and I didn't get my Starbucks fix. Last night after dinner, I told J I wanted a decaf mocha latte with whipped cream. He said okay and continued to watch tv. I didn't get it. Well, this morning I decided I would get up and go to Starbucks myself. I have been locked away in the apt long enough. So, I put on a pair of pants under my night gown and I put a coat on top. It was the first time in seven days that I put shoes on my feet! I couldn't wait to get my Latte. It felt soooo good outside! It was cool and the sun was out. I drove to Starbucks and got the biggest cup they had and added a blueberry scone to boot. I drove home with a smile on my face. I am finally feeling better and the smell of the coffee is glorious. I get home, unlock the door, and proceed to drop my coffee on the floor. I didn't even take one sip! I instantly started to cry. It took so much effort to get that coffee and it falls to the floor! I called J to tell him what happened. He spent the first five minutes trying to calm me down. He thought I got burned by the coffee. He told me to just leave the mess, get back in the car and buy another cup of coffee. I couldn't do it. I could not bring myself to get back into that car. I give up! I'm never leaving this apartment again.

08 January 2007


Being sick sucks! There is so much that needs to get done, but I have zero energy to do any of it. The coughing has been reduced drastically. I wonder if it has anything to do with overdosing on cough medicine? Anyway, the coughing is better. My biggest problem is the fatigue. I am so tired! I nap three times a day and I am still tired. What can I do to get some energy? I am not allowed out of the apt. until Thursday. Maybe the fresh air will do me some good. It's only three days away. I'm sure I can sleep my way though it. J is leaving for Dallas on Friday. I will be on my own for the weekend. I would love to say that I will be using that time to do something really fabulous, but nine times out of ten I will be on the sofa watching movies and eating pizza. Maybe I will be able to catch up with my girls that I have not seen since last year. You know, I have not been healthy since 2006! But I don't think I will be up for anything that requires me to sit up for more than 45 minutes at a time. I was planning on visiting my godchildren, but I just got a call from my Mom saying that Princess V is at the doctor with all kinds of symptoms. I will not go near anyone who has as much as a runny nose. So, I guess I'm back to a weekend of movies and pizza. Woo Whoo! What a life!

03 January 2007

Cough! Cough! pt. 2

It's not pneumonia. Thank goodness! I went back to the doctor today after posting on my blog. It turns out that I have a very bad case of bronchitis. I took chest x-rays, did blood work, and a breathing treatment. I am on three new kinds of medication plus I have an inhaler. In other words, I am very sick. My doctor said I could feel this way for up to 2 weeks. Cough! Cough! How Divine! You know who I blame for this? I blame Princess O who likes running around in her bikini. I'm sure she gave this to me. I know they say bronchitis is not contagious, but she probably put some kind of princess spell on me. I have to blame someone. I feel like poo! Cough! Cough!

Cough! Cough!

Happy New Year everyone! I know I am a couple of days late, but I have been sick. Cough! Cough! I am on day seven of this illness and I feel that I may be on the mend. Case in point, I am on the computer for longer then 10 minutes. Over the last couple of days I couldn't sit up long enough to do much. Today is better. J made me get out of bed and take a shower. He said it will help clear everything up and make me feel better. Well, he was sorta right. I just needed a nap after I got out of the shower and a nap after I dried my hair. The activities were just too exhausting! Just sitting here typing this makes me tired. Cough! Cough! The only thing that has been getting me through this tragic ordeal is the Mega Marathon of America's Next Top Model on Vh1. Yea! They have been showing all seven cycles since the beginning of the new year. I have not been sleeping at night, so this has been entertaining. Cough! Cough! Sorry, I have to stop now. I need another nap.